SubGenius

REPENT! Quit your JOB! ¡SLACK OFF!

A SubGenius is, in effect, the proto-VIPPER. Secret society, mythos of questionable internal consistency, art-overtaking-truth, infinite splintering, just pay DaddyCool "Bob" VipCoins $35 $45 to become a member of the elite community.

"You'll PAY to know what you REALLY think." -J.R. "Bob" Dobbs, 1961

INSTANT SLACK, RIGHT TO YOUR DOORSTEP

JUST ADD WATER! By sending $45 to JrBobDobbs, He will bend the will of some underpaid punk to personally deliver you a Pandora's box of neverending Slack. Beats any Hair Regrowth Formula on the market. Get INSTANTLY ORDAINED!

See also:

• SlackWare - an ancient LiGnux OperatingSystem carved out of stone by "Bob" and used in the flying saucer guidance control systems
• VeryImportantPeople - the Subgenii's closest bretheren next to the Yeti