Very Important People, hereafter known as VIPPER, have many powers, ranging from astral projection to manifestation. A VIPPER is someone who can do anything he puts his mind to. A VIPPER in business isn't the star worker, a middle manager, or even the CEO -- he's the majority shareholder, making bank by sitting on his ass and doing nothing. VIPPERs in sports break records that no one can dare touch for dozens, if not hundreds, of years. If a VIPPER turns his mind to philandering, 10 years after he's visited a village, all the youth need to be tested -- to prevent genetic collision -- and also so the government knows who to vaxx and fluoridate.
You may be a VIPPER and not even know it. Thankfully, researchers at the SageruInstitute have developed a quick and efficient test to determine whether or not you are a VIPPER. Look in the mirror and ask yourself: Are you better than other people? If the answer is YES, you MAY be a VIPPER.
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