Your name is KirkJohnson. You are a 24 year old student who has finally finished college with a degree in Psychology. Last night was your graduation party: one of the best events you've ever been to!
Your body is sore... your head is throbbing... that's right, there was a party last night... wait, what happened?
You open your eyes and find yourself in a DimAlley. You're still wearing your PartyClothes but you have no idea where your BackPack went.