The two hijabis took a seat at the Warkop. "Listen, Dewi, I..." Dewi spoke up, interrupting Putri. "I already know why you called me here. You don't need to apologize. I don't even blame your husband." Putri and Dewi's husbands had a long, almost epic history together online. Perhaps their glory days were behind them, but the story still has yet to finish. Dewi continued speaking: "It's about killsushi. Just what are we going to do about him?"
1000s of kilometers away, a young Canadian man was logging onto his favorite WWW site, <world6ch.ca>. He impulsively navigated to the New Thread section and began to draft his latest story. "How Shii, Tokiko, and 0037 killed Atechan on meltingwax's order." He took a big bite out of his Big Mac and started to think about where to take his story.
When they had married Drs. Morrow and Brown, respectively, both Indonesian woman had received "the talk." About how they needed to mind themselves on social media. About what is doxxing. About the victims of swatting. About the goods and bads of Internet free speech and anonymity. Coincidentally, both couples had seen the new Netflix drama Baby Reindeer together; the husbands laughed along with it, the wives were mostly shocked.
Dewi had learned to tolerate many strange things about her husband. She still wasn't sure whether he really did believe in Japanese magic or whether he was "just memeing," as the kids would call it. Her family complained that he wasn't "Muslim enough," and some even intuited his Yehudi blood, but they seemed to tolerate him all the same. Putri had also learned to find peace with her strange husband in her own way. He claimed frequently to be a professor of philosophy, but years into their marriage, she still didn't even know what philosophy was. But that didn't matter. These Indonesian women had found true love with their Western otaku men.
killsushi had his 5th shot of morning vodka neat as he proceeded to work on his story - the Brazillian teen began crying, fearing for his life as Tokiko and Shii's esoteric Japanese chanting grew louder, 0037 cackling as he pointed the video camera at the spectacle - unaware that some targets of his obsession were meeting up halfway across the globe to discuss him. Funnily enough, unlike the Indonesian wives of Drs. Morrow and Brown, Dr. Melvin Wax's Malaysian wife had no problems with killsushi's antics, and even considered him something of a family friend at this point.
Putri sighed. "Well, I don't know what we can do. The police said that it was best if the men could just talk things out. That seemed to work fine when Tokiko and Shii had their little issue. But when Tokiko tried to have a serious discussion with killsushi, that just led to another one of his little stories -- did Shii tell you about The Legend of How Tokiko Cut Off And Ate His Diabetic Cock? The police here said they will arrest killsushi the second he steps foot in Indonesia, but that's about all they can do." Dewi smirked. "The Legend of How Tokiko Cut Off And Ate His Diabetic Cock? That sounds kind of funny, actually. But no, I'm in an even worse position than you. When I went with Shii to the FBI, we got barely 5 minutes in to our discussion before they started asking me if I was affiliated with ISIS. Islamophobic pricks! They gave no craps about what that punk does online."