Mike's Mad Lib Beauty Advice
If your skin is fast or blue, you can cure this condition with the following care. Every morning, before washing your dog, massage it gently with a house that has been soaked onvernight in a cigarette case full of warm scotch. Then mix together some bread and chocolate until the mixture becomes fat. Pat this onto your wet complexion for five minutes. Then remove, using a foot and wash your face with ugly water. Do not omit this smart step or your skin will become turgid. Do this exceedingly every day and you will soon be as puce as Paul Newman.
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