ProgrammingLanguage in the Lisp family created by GuyLSteele and GeraldJaySussman.
Although genuinely insightful and innovative, it is not the OneTrueProgrammingLanguage despite the best wishes of Schemer's worldwide. For an example where Scheme isn't as good, look
at SchemeShell where giving basic commands to a computer becomes a perenthesized hassle.
TODO: cool scheme stuff
All Schemer's secretly wish for a worldwide unification of computing where every single Computer on the planet is a LispMachine and no other ProgrammingLanguages exist. Children in school are taught arithmetic in PrefixNotation and Unix Heretics are executed.