GikoHacked, #1

FuckingNigga: stream won't load for me. wonder why that is
crane ShovelFort: *hacker voice*: I'm in
FuckingNigga: what are you hacking
crane ShovelFort: the government
FuckingNigga: which one
crane ShovelFort: gikopoi's
FuckingNigga: Find anything of note?
crane ShovelFort: a bunch of documents detailing archduke's dealings with the talibans
crane ShovelFort: a lot of cocaine trade
crane ShovelFort: some nuke smuggling
FuckingNigga: quick download it before you're detected
crane ShovelFort: on it
FuckingNigga: oh shit it's a backhack
crane ShovelFort: they'll never kno-
FuckingNigga: DUDE
FuckingNigga: NOOOOOOOOOO
FuckingNigga: oh you're back
crane ShovelFort: i seem to have been jailed
crane ShovelFort: this is most unfortunate
FOE: jailed for being black :(
crane ShovelFort: now i have been given a time out on hacking time
FuckingNigga: How could I help you
crane ShovelFort: you can hack gikopoi on my behalf
crane ShovelFort: the download was stopped at 50% there's still time
FuckingNigga: Do you think I can reinitiate it before they hack my brain chip
crane ShovelFort: its possible
FuckingNigga: alright
Katze gegen den Hunger : hi crane ShovelFort
FuckingNigga: uploading virus
FuckingNigga: upload complete
crane ShovelFort: hello phat, whats up?
FuckingNigga: drilling firewall
crane ShovelFort: good job mr hacker
Katze gegen den Hunger : im german now
FuckingNigga: firewall at 30%
Katze gegen den Hunger : hbu?
FOE: what does Katze gegen den Hunger mean in human language?
FuckingNigga: I need higher hack power
* crane ShovelFort transfers hack power:
FuckingNigga: enhancing
FuckingNigga: firewall at 70%
crane ShovelFort: he's doing it!
FuckingNigga: I've crossed the firewall
crane ShovelFort: yes!
FuckingNigga: downloading data
crane ShovelFort: lets gooo
Katze gegen den Hunger : gyudon_addict u seeing this supa hacka?
FuckingNigga: 67% downloaded
crane ShovelFort: noooo phat
crane ShovelFort: dont turn the eyes of the law towards us
FuckingNigga: 80%
crane ShovelFort: we can do it!
Katze gegen den Hunger : its ok
FuckingNigga: 90%
FuckingNigga: somethings wrong
Katze gegen den Hunger : gyu is afk
FuckingNigga: someone's here
crane ShovelFort: O_O
crane ShovelFort: who?!
FuckingNigga: they're intercepting my hack
crane ShovelFort: noooo
FuckingNigga: I don't know, it seems they know I'm here
FuckingNigga: I can't download it all
crane ShovelFort: they must be experts
FuckingNigga: aborting before they catch me
crane ShovelFort: noooooo
FuckingNigga: exiting
FuckingNigga: it's ok I have 97% of the data
FuckingNigga: *computer explodes*
crane ShovelFort: woah
FuckingNigga: That was a close one
crane ShovelFort: let me see the data!
FuckingNigga: We don't have a computer to view it
crane ShovelFort: damn it
crane ShovelFort: they're always one step ahead
FuckingNigga: Wait
FuckingNigga: This is a video
crane ShovelFort: press play
FOE: woah perfect height
FuckingNigga: I press
crane ShovelFort: what is it?
FuckingNigga: ...
crane ShovelFort: im too short to see the screen
FuckingNigga: ..............
crane ShovelFort: what's wrong?
FuckingNigga: It's...
FuckingNigga: gay porn
crane ShovelFort: wtf
crane ShovelFort: i knew it
crane ShovelFort: archduke is gay
FuckingNigga: I guess we have definite proof now
FOE: need a FOE character but with sexy legs with stockings like that one moment in the first Spongebob movie where Patrick was dancing in the final songs with sexy legs and stockings
crane ShovelFort: quick send it to the press!
FuckingNigga: hahah
crane ShovelFort: lol foe i know what youre talking about
FOE: :D
FuckingNigga: Do you have the press mail
crane ShovelFort: yes
crane ShovelFort: its press@newspaper.org
FuckingNigga: I mean physical mail
FuckingNigga: We need to send the hard disk
crane ShovelFort: uh
FuckingNigga: How to mail anonymously?
crane ShovelFort: i uh
FuckingNigga: yeah?
crane ShovelFort: i dont know what that is
crane ShovelFort: i only ever used computers
FuckingNigga: It's like email
FuckingNigga: but irl
FOE: !seen DOZO
crane ShovelFort: woah
FOE: not bot
crane ShovelFort: incredible how technology has advanced
FOE: sad
FuckingNigga: This is quite problematic
crane ShovelFort: its ok
crane ShovelFort: you need to hide the hard drive somewhere
crane ShovelFort: until we find the mail
FuckingNigga: Where
crane ShovelFort: under the table
FuckingNigga: Maybe we should make copies first
crane ShovelFort: nobody will think a highly sensitive hard drive would be under the table
crane ShovelFort: lets do it
FuckingNigga: This is a japanese table though, everyone puts their legs under, they'll feel the drive
crane ShovelFort: hum
crane ShovelFort: good point
FuckingNigga: This tv seems to have a vhs recorder, let's tape it
crane ShovelFort: good idea
FuckingNigga: Ok it's recording
FOE: Alright, good night everyone. : )
crane ShovelFort: goodnight foe
FuckingNigga: goodnight
FOE: zzz
crane ShovelFort: that is why you're the hacker and i'm the prisoner mr long cat
crane ShovelFort: or should i say...
crane ShovelFort: mr arrested!
FuckingNigga: WHAT
FuckingNigga: WAIT
crane ShovelFort: you are under arrest for hacking gikopoi
FuckingNigga: it's too late
* crane ShovelFort handcuffs:
crane ShovelFort: tell that to the judge
FuckingNigga: I've already uploaded the files to my remote computer
crane ShovelFort: !!!
FuckingNigga: let's negotiate
crane ShovelFort: you monster
FuckingNigga: I can cancel the mail to the press
crane ShovelFort: do it
FuckingNigga: It's scheduled for midnight
crane ShovelFort: or you will be jailed for 2000000 years
FuckingNigga: I will do it on a few conditions
crane ShovelFort: lets hear it
FuckingNigga: 1. You give me 1000000 dollars
crane ShovelFort: wtf
FuckingNigga: 2. I don't go to jail
crane ShovelFort: wtf!!
FuckingNigga: 3.
crane ShovelFort: what is 3
FuckingNigga: idk that's all I want basically
crane ShovelFort: !balance
crane ShovelFort: hum
crane ShovelFort: no bot
crane ShovelFort: well i dont have 1000000dollars in gikocoins
FuckingNigga: !balance
FuckingNigga: it doesn't say anything
crane ShovelFort: the bot isnt here
FuckingNigga: bruh
crane ShovelFort: ok i will pretend this never happened
crane ShovelFort: they dont pay me enough to negotiate with hackers
FuckingNigga: What about your boss
FuckingNigga: What will he say
crane ShovelFort: he wont say anything if you dont talk
FuckingNigga: If I cancel the email right now how can I know you won't arrest me
crane ShovelFort: i pinky promise
FuckingNigga: That's not good enough
FuckingNigga: Give me your gun
crane ShovelFort: wtf!!!!
crane ShovelFort: dude
FuckingNigga: It's insurance
crane ShovelFort: this is england
crane ShovelFort: we dont carry guns
FuckingNigga: What do you have
crane ShovelFort: i have a half eaten sandwitch
FuckingNigga: Do you at least have a taser or something
crane ShovelFort: i have a stick
FuckingNigga: gtg srry'\
FuckingNigga: afk
crane ShovelFort: okk