GikoHacked, #0

FuckingNigga: stream won't load for me. wonder why that is crane ShovelFort: hacker voice: I'm in FuckingNigga: what are you hacking crane ShovelFort: the government FuckingNigga: which one crane ShovelFort: gikopoi's FuckingNigga: Find anything of note? crane ShovelFort: a bunch of documents detailing archduke's dealings with the talibans crane ShovelFort: a lot of cocaine trade crane ShovelFort: some nuke smuggling FuckingNigga: quick download it before you're detected crane ShovelFort: on it FuckingNigga: oh shit it's a backhack crane ShovelFort: they'll never kno- FuckingNigga: DUDE FuckingNigga: NOOOOOOOOOO FuckingNigga: oh you're back crane ShovelFort: i seem to have been jailed crane ShovelFort: this is most unfortunate FOE: jailed for being black :( crane ShovelFort: now i have been given a time out on hacking time FuckingNigga: How could I help you crane ShovelFort: you can hack gikopoi on my behalf crane ShovelFort: the download was stopped at 50% there's still time FuckingNigga: Do you think I can reinitiate it before they hack my brain chip crane ShovelFort: its possible FuckingNigga: alright Katze gegen den Hunger : hi crane ShovelFort FuckingNigga: uploading virus FuckingNigga: upload complete crane ShovelFort: hello phat, whats up? FuckingNigga: drilling firewall crane ShovelFort: good job mr hacker Katze gegen den Hunger : im german now FuckingNigga: firewall at 30% Katze gegen den Hunger : hbu? FOE: what does Katze gegen den Hunger mean in human language? FuckingNigga: I need higher hack power

• crane ShovelFort transfers hack power: FuckingNigga: enhancing FuckingNigga: firewall at 70% crane ShovelFort: he's doing it! FuckingNigga: I've crossed the firewall crane ShovelFort: yes! FuckingNigga: downloading data crane ShovelFort: lets gooo Katze gegen den Hunger : gyudon_addict u seeing this supa hacka? FuckingNigga: 67% downloaded crane ShovelFort: noooo phat crane ShovelFort: dont turn the eyes of the law towards us FuckingNigga: 80% crane ShovelFort: we can do it! Katze gegen den Hunger : its ok FuckingNigga: 90% FuckingNigga: somethings wrong Katze gegen den Hunger : gyu is afk FuckingNigga: someone's here crane ShovelFort: O_O crane ShovelFort: who?! FuckingNigga: they're intercepting my hack crane ShovelFort: noooo FuckingNigga: I don't know, it seems they know I'm here FuckingNigga: I can't download it all crane ShovelFort: they must be experts FuckingNigga: aborting before they catch me crane ShovelFort: noooooo FuckingNigga: exiting FuckingNigga: it's ok I have 97% of the data FuckingNigga: computer explodes crane ShovelFort: woah FuckingNigga: That was a close one crane ShovelFort: let me see the data! FuckingNigga: We don't have a computer to view it crane ShovelFort: damn it crane ShovelFort: they're always one step ahead FuckingNigga: Wait FuckingNigga: This is a video crane ShovelFort: press play FOE: woah perfect height FuckingNigga: I press crane ShovelFort: what is it? FuckingNigga: ... crane ShovelFort: im too short to see the screen FuckingNigga: .............. crane ShovelFort: what's wrong? FuckingNigga: It's... FuckingNigga: gay porn crane ShovelFort: wtf crane ShovelFort: i knew it crane ShovelFort: archduke is gay FuckingNigga: I guess we have definite proof now FOE: need a FOE character but with sexy legs with stockings like that one moment in the first Spongebob movie where Patrick was dancing in the final songs with sexy legs and stockings crane ShovelFort: quick send it to the press! FuckingNigga: hahah crane ShovelFort: lol foe i know what youre talking about FOE: :D FuckingNigga: Do you have the press mail crane ShovelFort: yes crane ShovelFort: its press@newspaper.org FuckingNigga: I mean physical mail FuckingNigga: We need to send the hard disk crane ShovelFort: uh FuckingNigga: How to mail anonymously? crane ShovelFort: i uh FuckingNigga: yeah? crane ShovelFort: i dont know what that is crane ShovelFort: i only ever used computers FuckingNigga: It's like email FuckingNigga: but irl FOE: !seen DOZO crane ShovelFort: woah FOE: not bot crane ShovelFort: incredible how technology has advanced FOE: sad FuckingNigga: This is quite problematic crane ShovelFort: its ok crane ShovelFort: you need to hide the hard drive somewhere crane ShovelFort: until we find the mail FuckingNigga: Where crane ShovelFort: under the table FuckingNigga: Maybe we should make copies first crane ShovelFort: nobody will think a highly sensitive hard drive would be under the table crane ShovelFort: lets do it FuckingNigga: This is a japanese table though, everyone puts their legs under, they'll feel the drive crane ShovelFort: hum crane ShovelFort: good point FuckingNigga: This tv seems to have a vhs recorder, let's tape it crane ShovelFort: good idea FuckingNigga: Ok it's recording FOE: Alright, good night everyone. : ) crane ShovelFort: goodnight foe FuckingNigga: goodnight FOE: zzz crane ShovelFort: that is why you're the hacker and i'm the prisoner mr long cat crane ShovelFort: or should i say... crane ShovelFort: mr arrested! FuckingNigga: WHAT FuckingNigga: WAIT crane ShovelFort: you are under arrest for hacking gikopoi FuckingNigga: it's too late
• crane ShovelFort handcuffs: crane ShovelFort: tell that to the judge FuckingNigga: I've already uploaded the files to my remote computer crane ShovelFort: !!! FuckingNigga: let's negotiate crane ShovelFort: you monster FuckingNigga: I can cancel the mail to the press crane ShovelFort: do it FuckingNigga: It's scheduled for midnight crane ShovelFort: or you will be jailed for 2000000 years FuckingNigga: I will do it on a few conditions crane ShovelFort: lets hear it FuckingNigga: 1. You give me 1000000 dollars crane ShovelFort: wtf FuckingNigga: 2. I don't go to jail crane ShovelFort: wtf!! FuckingNigga: 3. crane ShovelFort: what is 3 FuckingNigga: idk that's all I want basically crane ShovelFort: !balance crane ShovelFort: hum crane ShovelFort: no bot crane ShovelFort: well i dont have 1000000dollars in gikocoins FuckingNigga: !balance FuckingNigga: it doesn't say anything crane ShovelFort: the bot isnt here FuckingNigga: bruh crane ShovelFort: ok i will pretend this never happened crane ShovelFort: they dont pay me enough to negotiate with hackers FuckingNigga: What about your boss FuckingNigga: What will he say crane ShovelFort: he wont say anything if you dont talk FuckingNigga: If I cancel the email right now how can I know you won't arrest me crane ShovelFort: i pinky promise FuckingNigga: That's not good enough FuckingNigga: Give me your gun crane ShovelFort: wtf!!!! crane ShovelFort: dude FuckingNigga: It's insurance crane ShovelFort: this is england crane ShovelFort: we dont carry guns FuckingNigga: What do you have crane ShovelFort: i have a half eaten sandwitch FuckingNigga: Do you at least have a taser or something crane ShovelFort: i have a stick FuckingNigga: gtg srry'
  FuckingNigga: afk crane ShovelFort: okk